{"product_id":"tis-thee-not-me-book-signed","title":"Tis Thee, Not Me Book (signed)","description":"\u003cp\u003eSigned copy of my 144 page hardback book published by Clarkson Potter\/Penguin Random House. 'Tis Thee, Not Me is an illustrated guide full of stories of bad dates and even worse advice (but make it medieval)!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Dating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin” \u003cbr\u003e• Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible \"(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge\" and \"The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex\")\u003cbr\u003e• A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today\u003cbr\u003e• And more \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBook measures 18.5 x 18.5 x 2cm.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clarice Tudor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58785457242493,"sku":"HN CT 040","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/3032\/8998\/files\/6b5ce824e21d5282140fd1482be7952a4e2728700414e0565cdcb719e6598aab.jpg?v=1790696003","url":"https:\/\/www.handmadenottingham.com\/products\/tis-thee-not-me-book-signed","provider":"Handmade Nottingham","version":"1.0","type":"link"}